Do you have a birthday in autumn? Does the season remind you of party dates that were forecast to be sunny but were inevitably rained out? Did your mother make you clean up the fast-disintegrating scavenger hunt clues in the yard after your friends went home early? Do the gathering clouds compel you toward bars and stitched speech?
If you answered yes to three or more of these questions, you are a tragic individual. You might also enjoy Cottonmouth! This month's performers are a lusty bunch:
Stitchers (Not Belly Itchers)
- Anna Dunnill
- Stephen Finch
- Alex Kannis
- Kolya Lebedeff
- Janice Loreck
- Darren Moroney
- Ben Mulvey
- Patrick Pittman
- Emily Taylor
Guest MC for the evening will be the illustrious Byron Bard.
They are wry, recondite and raring to go. Bar 459, Rosemount Hotel, 459 Fitzgerald St, North Perth on Thursday March 12. Doors open at 7:30pm for an 8:00pm start. Entry is $5. Please get down early to sign up for the open mic, and please tell us your terrible secrets on the typewriter.
Can we have a third please? Please keep your eyes out for an anthology of the best and brightest contributions to Cottonmouth in the coming months. We are currently accepting new submissions for this project from previous performers and zine contributors. Contact us at email@example.com for details. Submissions close April 1.